most embarrassing sexual experience?

//losed 300 watchers cause of this

RULES: you must post your top 3 most embarrassing experience
TAG: tag at least 2 people to do it NOPE NAW


1 least embarrassing sexual experience

uh, when i was in fifth grade this guy named michael whom i liked
for some time (yet i didnt know ok)
sat in my lap to be funny and i was wearing baggy sweats right
well i popped a boner cause he squirmed a lot
and this little fucker didnt realize it not even when i pushed him off blushing
like holy hell and running off to the bathroom to relive myself
he still doesnt know fml

2 moderate embarrassing sexual experience

i was masturbating super hard in the shower right
and there was soap on the ground right
and i fucking slipped and hit my head and made the biggest crash sound
and my brother walks in right
and is like "VIKTOR YOU ALRIGHT??"
sees my boner and just face palms literally
and walks off
he didnt even see if i was bleeding or not x,D

3 most embarrassing sexual experience

when i was 12 before i started to date my boyfriend
me and my friend alan were at his house
and we were in his room looking at porn
gay porn to be exact
and we started to jack off
then his fucking christian dad walks in
and lets just say after an angry phone call to my home
im not allowed near alan anymore
apparently im a bad influence
oops

x,D

SO THERE